Donna Clark has short hair, slim hips, and a mouth that tastes like peaches. "She says I'm a great dancer, not I dance great for a blind man." But when Paul shows up at her door, the only one home is her thirteen-year old son Tim, all arms and legs and the common sense of a month-old spaniel.

As Paul tries to track down the boy's mother, threats come at him from every direction including a 6'5", 250-pound enforcer for a loan shark and a nymphomaniac social worker.

Barbarian raiders come to take over the kingdom and this contrary couple has to hide. But they are discovered...

Homicide Detective Lou Mason shows up at Amanda's firm with a warrant for her surveillance footage. He also asks for a date. Her firm gathers much of their information through surveillance then suggests new directions for upper-management. Her newest client-Moyer Metals-has a different problem: one of their employees was just murdered on their property.